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Coach Natalie
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edited January 2023 in The Water Cooler
We want to know your favorite (appropriate) joke! Give the rest of us a laugh by commenting below!

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  • Coach Blake
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    Everyone told Sam not to sing but Samsung anyway
  • Coach Blake
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    what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
  • Coach Blake
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    edited September 2021
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    Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged
  • Coach Nicole
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    Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies?..... Because he had nobody to go with 🤣
  • Coach Blake
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    Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose
  • mjn1979
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    what has 4 letters occasionally has 12 letters always has 6 letters but never has 5 letters
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    The two rules of life are 1) never tell anyone everything you know
  • Coach Nicole
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    mjn1979 said:
    what has 4 letters occasionally has 12 letters always has 6 letters but never has 5 letters
    Oh, man, did you have me stumped at first--it took me a good five minutes of staring at it to figure it out! But, this is a good one!
  • Coach Natalie
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    edited September 2021
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    Why should you never trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! :joy:
  • Coach Natalie
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    What do you do with a sick boat? Take it to the doc! :smiley:
  • Coach Natalie
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    edited September 2021
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    What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSSSHHHH! 🤣
  • Coach Blake
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    What kind of teacher never farts in public? a private tooter
  • Coach Blake
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    How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You look for his fresh prints
  • Coach Blake
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    What did the custodian yell when he jumped out of the closet? SUUUUUUUPPLIES
  • mjn1979
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    Why would a T. Rex struggle to play the piano? Because they're extinct.
  • mjn1979
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    What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
    A literalist takes things literally while a kleptomaniac takes things literally.
  • Coach Blake
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    Why did the can-crusher quit his job? Because it was soda-pressing
  • Coach Blake
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    What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone
  • Coach Blake
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    What does an annoying pepper do? It get's jalapeno face!  
  • Coach Blake
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    I don't always whoop, but when I do there it is..
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