Tell us your favorite dad joke!

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Coach Natalie
Coach Natalie Administrator, Moderator admin
edited January 2023 in The Water Cooler
Since this is the month to celebrate fathers, we want everyone to share their favorite dad joke. No dad joke is a bad joke, so don't be shy! 



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  • Coach Blake
    Coach Blake Administrator, Moderator admin
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    What did one traffic light say to the other?

    Look away, I am changing!
  • RickR
    RickR Member ✭✭
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    Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
    - In case they get a hole in one...
  • RickR
    RickR Member ✭✭
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    What did the zero say to the eight?
    - That belt looks good on you...
  • Coach Blake
    Coach Blake Administrator, Moderator admin
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    How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?

    An arm and a leg..
  • RickR
    RickR Member ✭✭
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    A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Hey, bartender! I'll have one beer and a mop please."
  • Coach Nicole
    Coach Nicole Administrator, Moderator admin
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    Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?

    Inflation.
  • LtDan1912
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    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

    Dam
    Dan
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  • DannyB
    DannyB Superuser ✭✭✭✭✭
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    What did one wall say to the other wall

    I’ll meet you at the corner!
    Danny
    Simplifi user since 01/22
    ”Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.” ~A.A. Latimer
  • Coach Natalie
    Coach Natalie Administrator, Moderator admin
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    What do you call a funny mountain?

    Hill-arious! 
  • AutoJunkie
    AutoJunkie Member ✭✭
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    What was the duck’s favorite part of July 4th?

    The fire quackers! 🧨
    Microsoft Money > Mint > Simplifi?
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