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Tell us your favorite dad joke!
Coach Natalie
Since this is the month to celebrate fathers, we want everyone to share their favorite dad joke. No dad joke is a bad joke, so don't be shy!
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Coach Blake
What did one traffic light say to the other?
Look away, I am changing!
RickR
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hy do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
- In case they get a hole in one...
RickR
W
hat did the zero say to the eight?
- That belt looks good on you...
Coach Blake
How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?
An arm and a leg..
RickR
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skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Hey, bartender! I'll have one beer and a mop please."
Coach Nicole
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?
Inflation.
LtDan1912
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam
DannyB
What did one wall say to the other wall
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Coach Natalie
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious!
AutoJunkie
What was the duck’s favorite part of July 4th?
The fire quackers! 🧨
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