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Share your Halloween quips and jokes!

Coach Natalie

Just for fun, let's hear some Halloween quips and jokes!

Here's some quips to start off with:

Mummy's Little Monsters
Boo Bites
Eat, Drink, and be Scary
I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.

And here's a couple of Halloween jokes:

What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? "Get a broom!"
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

Get clever and tell us yours! Have a safe and happy Halloween, everyone!

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Coach Blake

What do witches use on their hair?

Scare-spray

Coach Blake

Why are spiders great baseball players?

They know how to catch flies!

Coach Blake

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you would like to go for a ride on my broomstick?

Coach Blake

Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

DannyB

What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween?

Wrap music.

Coach Natalie

Since it's Halloween, here's a few more jokes to lighten everyone's spirits! 👻

Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.

What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.

Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them.

Happy Halloween, everyone!! 🎃