Share your Halloween quips and jokes!
Coach Natalie
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Just for fun, let's hear some Halloween quips and jokes!
Here's some quips to start off with:
Here's some quips to start off with:
- Mummy's Little Monsters
- Boo Bites
- Eat, Drink, and be Scary
- I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.
- What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? "Get a broom!"
- Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
-Coach Natalie
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What do witches use on their hair?
Scare-spray
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Why are spiders great baseball players?
They know how to catch flies!
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Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you would like to go for a ride on my broomstick?
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Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.
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What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween?
Wrap music.
Danny
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Since it's Halloween, here's a few more jokes to lighten everyone's spirits! 👻
Knock Knock...
Who's there?
Philip!
Philip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.
What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese.
Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them.
Happy Halloween, everyone!! 🎃-Coach Natalie
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