Share your Halloween quips and jokes!

Coach Natalie
Coach Natalie Administrator, Moderator admin
edited January 2023 in The Water Cooler
Just for fun, let's hear some Halloween quips and jokes!

Here's some quips to start off with: 
  • Mummy's Little Monsters
  • Boo Bites
  • Eat, Drink, and be Scary
  • I don't trust pumpkins. They're seedy.
And here's a couple of Halloween jokes:
  • What did Dracula say when the witch and the warlock started kissing? "Get a broom!"
  • Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Get clever and tell us yours! Have a safe and happy Halloween, everyone!


-Coach Natalie

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  • Coach Blake
    Coach Blake Retired Coach ✭✭✭✭
    What do witches use on their hair? 

    Scare-spray
  • Coach Blake
    Coach Blake Retired Coach ✭✭✭✭
    Why are spiders great baseball players?


    They know how to catch flies!

  • Coach Blake
    Coach Blake Retired Coach ✭✭✭✭
    Knock, Knock…
    Who’s there?
    Witch!
    Witch who?
    Witch one of you would like to go for a ride on my broomstick?
  • Coach Blake
    Coach Blake Retired Coach ✭✭✭✭
    Who does Dracula get letters from?


    His fang club.

  • DannyB
    DannyB Superuser ✭✭✭✭✭
    What kind of music do mummies like listening to on Halloween? 

    Wrap music.
    Danny
    Simplifi user since 01/22
    Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.” ~A.A. Latimer
  • Coach Natalie
    Coach Natalie Administrator, Moderator admin
    edited October 2022
    Since it's Halloween, here's a few more jokes to lighten everyone's spirits! 👻

    Knock Knock...
    Who's there?
    Philip!
    Philip who? 
    Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

    Where do ghosts go on holidays? The Boohamas.

    What do witches put on their bagels? Scream cheese. 

    Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies? Because you can see right through them.

    Happy Halloween, everyone!! 🎃

    -Coach Natalie

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